Thursday, July 20, 2006

Just One More Inch (The true legacy of the capitalist system)

Me, me, me. The true legacy of the Thatcher led capitalist yuppy era is the complete and utter disregard of any form of manners.
Now don’t get me wrong this is not a diatribe against the post Thatcherite malaise (surprisingly).
This is actually a diatribe against those car-owning fascists who, being stuck in a traffic jam, cannot give even an inch to let some poor sod of a pedestrian cross the road. There they sit there, stewing in their own juices, winding themselves up about how they could be doing so-and-so, or such-and-such. All of such high importance that they don’t even notice, they squeeze forward into every space only to sit there any way only to have to wait there for ten minutes not moving, where as if they had given way, no one would have slipped into that miserly inch and they would have made someone else’s life that little bit more endurable. They have no concept of the good karma they could credit their karma account with. I hate watching them bitch, scream, and sound their horns at one another. Just for that one little inch. Whilst I just stand there and wait for someone to have the good manners just to let me past.
All just for one dammed inch.

Its actually too hot to rant for too long I'll just molotov a few cars on the way home tonight.


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6 Comments:

Blogger Rob7534 said...

That guy stewing in the car is ME!

Hey now =)

20 July, 2006 13:52  
Blogger meekon5 said...

It's just a plee for people to give the poorer scmuck a break :)

20 July, 2006 14:53  
Blogger Gentleman-hobbs said...

Came to you via safeTinspector. We do live in a world full of tossers. Like your style and sence of humour. Read you again
Neil

25 July, 2006 17:18  
Blogger Binty McShae said...

As an eternal pedestrian I have to say abso-fuckin'-lutely to this post! Selfish wankers, the lot of 'em!

27 July, 2006 00:28  
Blogger mullet said...

I know! bastards! i'm sicking of getting sour grapes!

28 July, 2006 21:47  
Blogger mullet said...

*sick

28 July, 2006 22:00  

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